The United States Tax System Explained With Beer

Tax System Explained

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer OR whatever and
the bill for all ten comes to $100.

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it
would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed
quite happy with the arrangement, until on day, the
owner threw them a curve. ‘Since you are all such
good customers,’ he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the
cost of your daily beer by $20. ‘Drinks for the ten
now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we
pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected.
They would still drink for free. But what about the
other six men – the paying customers? How could they
divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair
share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is
$3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s
share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would
each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to
reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and
he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing
(100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before and the
first four continued to drink for free, but once
outside the restaurant, the men began to compare
their savings. ‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,
‘declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth
man,’ but he got $10!’ ‘Yeah, that’s right,’
exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar, too.
It’s unfair that he got TEN times more than I!’

‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should
he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get
all the breaks!’

‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison.
‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits
the poor!’

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for
drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without
him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they
discovered something important. They didn’t have
enough money between all of them for even half of the
bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college
professors, is how our tax system works. The people
who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a
tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for
being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.
In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the
atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

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